The rest of this month until the end of November is Enrage Robin Hobb
Month Time... thing
at the forums that don't exist. Think of the silliest, crackiest, most graphic Hobb fanfiction you can-- and then write it. You can submit your story on the forums that still don't exist, or you can email them to me at email@example.com, subject titled "Enrage Robin Hobb Month" or "Crackfic."
And yes, it is
a desperate attempt to keep the forums that have never existed alive.
The stories do not have to be long or well-written (though decent spelling and grammar are still reccomended. It's Enrage Robin Hobb Month, not Enrage the Grammar Nazis Month). The author of the crackiest story will receive a FREE JOURNAL
from the forums that don't exist's sponsor (which happens to be me)!
Crack? Hobb? Prizes?! THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO PARTICIPATE.
Because face it, Robin Hobb is beautiful when she's angry.
Contest entries will be accepted until November 30th; Stories must be a minimum of 500 words. The crackier the better, but overdone silliness is not what'll win you this contest. Insane is easy; funny is hard.
GO GO GO!
If you do not yet have access to the forums that don't exist, or you've found you've been deleted in the last activity check, email me for the password and go and register a name!