"Wait. I see. You imagine that I have never known intimacy of that sort. That I have been 'saving myself' for you." He gave a contemptuous snort. "Don't flatter yourself, FitzChivalry. I doubt you would have been worth the wait."
The question is simple: If not Fitz, who?
(note: this poll, like most of my posts, is not meant to be taken seriously.)
And the luckiest person in the history of time is... [NOTE: these are not listed in order of probability or crackiness.]
The Pale Lady or one of her cohorts.
Paragon. (hehe. wood.)
Lacey or Patience. (or both. at the same time. HAWT.)
Hands, Burrich, Cob, Verity, or August.
If the Fool isn't a virgin, then someone knows his gender for sure.
I don't think *he* knows his own gender.